Old Sayings For Retired People

• Never do something today that you can put off until tomorrow – there is plenty of time to do this tomorrow

• Hard work never hurt anyone - this is no longer true

• It was just a flash in the pan – this now describes my work ethic

• Don’t bite the hand that feeds you – I am always real nice around suppertime

• Rome wasn’t built in a day – with work production at an all time low this one comes in very handy

• Robbing Peter to pay Paul – this is what happens when my wife finds my wallet lying around

• They bite the least when the wind comes from the east – I use this one when I come home with no fish

• Money can’t buy you love – money has nothing to do with love

• Know when to hold em, know when to fold em – this also makes sense with matrimony • If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it – It’s still working, we should be thankful

• An apple never falls far from the tree – that is why your kids are like you

• Two heads are better than one – a major concept of marriage

• Winning is always contagious – the Saints have not grasped this concept

• A day late and a dollar short – this describes my retirement savings account

• Time waits for no man – you now realize this is a true statement